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Today I spent the better part of my day at Target on register 8. We were slow for the first time in weeks, in the six hours I was there I only processed 200 guest compared to the 6 or 7 hundred I usually do. I really hate it there I have never ecountered so many stupid people pilled into one place. The Customer, Im sorry "Guest" is by far the dumbest person in the known galaxy and be around them for so many years I fear that it might have side effects. Like the clearence hunters, the people who go through the store with a fine toothed comb looking for things with red tags to by it at a discount, its not the bad part though, everyone does that no big deal. The Kicker is this though, the ones who are unhappy with the current discount and claim that the five dollar item that is already 75% off requiers an additional 75% off because thats what the sign says. There are no signs in that store that say take an additional X% off of anything, are that big of a tight ass that your 1.00 package of fourth of July socks that were marked down from 10.99 is still too expensive because now you can't afford your brand new DVD player, ten DVDs, and box of magnum condoms. Well Shit the bed let me bend over backwards for you you tight ass piece of shit,and risk losing my job by changing all these prices for you because your think that the saying "The customer is always right." is an actual law that forces me to be your slave for the duration of your shopping trip, and while your standing there in your dirty jeans and stained fingernails brush your teeth while your at buddy. Another Favorite of mine is the people who keep asking when we are gonna discount our merchandise in our 1.00 section, one person even told me that she refuses to purchase anything that isnt marked down, including food. What the Hell food on clearence makes me think that maybe its spoiled or no good, thats just gross. And not to mention that the stuff in the dollar bins, some of it is acutally usefull and to wait because you want to buy a hammer that is one dollar compared to like Ten because you want to buy a fifty cent hammer then something must be wrong with you. People who return stuff is awesome too, the ones that come in with a product from K-Mart and say that they purchased this item awhile and never opened it, while the box is complety mangled, and want a full return with no reciept. Why dont you go ahead and grab the most expensive thing in the store bring it up the service desk and Ill give you a full refund, hell for being so smart Ill give you an extra hundred bucks. The more I watch CLERKS the more right Kevin Smith really is, unfortunatly for me Im a Dante as much as I want to be Randle, Im Dante its sad but its True. Well Today worked tapped me out because it was slow and slept like shit last night so I feel tired and Im mad Im tired because really I have no reason to be. Well im gonna find something to do to get my blood pumping so thats all I have for now.

So Long, Farewell,
and to You, Whoever you are, Good Night and God Speed.




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